'Project'ing thoughts

Itz been long...With the tough schedule in class,and the highly "demanding" project schedule,i have been incredibly busy.By tough schedule in class,i mean the challenging sessions of cows and bulls,and the new hot game,hollywood(more popularly known as hangman).And by "demanding" project schedule,i mean more cows and bulls,more hollywood,and more trips..
This post is dedicated to my project team.Lemme begin by introducing the characters
THE GUIDE :
With 5 rooms spread across 15 km's ,a car,and a scooter,with responsibilities ranging from hostel warden to h.o.d,to college principal,he happens to be the busiest guy in a 100 km radius of kalamassery.Inspite of having 2 wagon r's in the team,we hardly catch him.But i have to add,the man knows his stuff,and really does give proper guidance when he is visible.

The Members:

Ryan Fernandez: He calls himself the statistical analyst and planner in the team.He has no idea what it means,neither do we.He has his life based on GMT(Greenwich Mean Time),sleeps like there is no tomorrow,too lazy to move from one bed to the other.

Varun V:We call him the communication head.With four sims in his purse,another in his bag,lots of free calls,and his general acceptance that he will die of brain tumour due to radiation waves,he makes all the calls to the guide.

Unni : The only responsible member in the team.He eggs on everyone else,but falls asleep himself.

Yours Truly: Blogs about the project,instead of doing it.

After a month of the project being allotted here are the reactions from my teammates
Unni :"Shouldn't we start preparing the abstract?"
Varun:"Did we get any project alloted?"
Ryan :"Am I in your project group?"

So with this lot of 4 extraordinarily lazy guys,how a project is going to be completed,god knows....Lets hope for the best