Thursday, March 5, 2009

Ramblings of a six legged soul

Dear Diary,
Itz been a really tough month for me.First,the responsibility for bringing blood to the whole family was suddenly thrust upon me after my brother's accident.Adding to this misery,our enemies have armed themselves with bigger and faster weapons.Yes,i have had special commando training,and yes we could proudly claim to be major force in the city,but personally i just hate my life,and my field of work.
I can still recall those glorious times..times when we had free access to blood,i mean lots..Times when human beings still thought of us as " just irritating".But now we are branded "villians".Doors are locked on us.I can still remember the times when humans were so damn lazy,that they delegated the responsiblity of protection to lesser "weird smelling" objects.The smell made us uncomfortable,for sure..but with adequate protective gear,we were quite alright.But now we are being taken seriously,VERY seriously indeed.
My life personally took a rotten turn,since that blasted machine "the Bat" was invented.My brother was one of it's first victims,but not it's last by a long way.Humans adore the new machine.They showcase their racquet brandishing skills for their pleasure.Even Roger federer would have been mighty pleased by some of the "backhands" in show every evening in a cochin houshold.They adore the crackling sound made by the machine,when a fellow brother falls victim to that "beast".
Humans are cruel..I particularly remember the tragic demise of my dear friend.Caught in the bat,wings being torn by the electricity,all we prayed for was a quick death.But instead,this huge guy took my friend out,and for satiating his sadistic humour,pins him onto a sheet of paper with a cellotape,making him die slowly.Is this what they call "human"ity?.We take a single drop of blood,and they take our lives.Is this a fair deal?.Adolf hitler was cruel,but my friend,an exchange trainee from germany, after his cochin experience says that the people here are worse.
I have got to get back to work.Gotta start preparing for my presentation."Killer Bats:Ways to neutralize them".
Signed
A Depressed Soul

PS:If u thought we had it tough,time to think again