Vacations..

Another blogging experiment ensues...
Vacations have been so damn boring that i have heard all songs from 'lovestory 2050' a million times,have tried learning spanish,tried to compose a book with myself as the central character..and finally the book(incidentally 3 pages) came out to be a glorius mixture of indiana jones ,lord of the rings,and catch-22.I can still recollect a sequence in which i was surrounded by 35 dramingos(my version of dementers)and with the help of my elf friend came out unscathed..and incidentally the only weapon i had was a whip.With this terrible experiment,i came to the conclusion that i am worthy only for writing crap blogs.Learning spanish was also interesting.It lasted exactly 3 days 22 hrs,since the learning tapes took up too much hard disk space, i may never go to spain and hook up with a spanish girl,my spanish will never make my english sexy,and my mom found me annoying since i was trying my spanish on her.She dutifully reminded me that my english was bad enough.So another lesson taught.You may never end up in a latin country with a hot chic(Puff!!..there goes another dream down the drain). So basically i have fulfilled my dreams .I have had a vacation.I havent done anything useful or productive by ANY means.i have slept like a log day and night..I haven't touched (literally) any book remotely related to college(no,not even the bus pass).S6 books remain on my table reminding me of a sacred relic untouched,but the table itself looks like the warfield of chenghiz khan.NO MERCY..whatsoever.
But i think i have inflicted more punishment on my computer.I would never like to be my computer.She has suffered a lot.Viruses from every part of the universe have attacked her.I have never tried to protect her.But she has never complained.She is still soldering on bravely.Though slowly,but steadily her time is nearing.I should mourn for her,but the insensitive brute i am,i never will.My keyboard has suffered equally.Every key has been battered and bruised by my gmail account.I feel sorry for the people who are inmy chat list.They would be uttering my name in their sleep.I am ALWAYS online.I am so utterly butterly jobless that i experimented cooking.I was thrown out of the kitchen though.Seems being bored does not necessarily mean u can cook.I have vowed to never enter the kitchen for anything other than eating(forced out of my mouth by a very disgruntled mom).
I am so utterly butterly jobless(i should think abt writing a poem) that i am writing reviews for the films i have seen,and the books i have read.I intend to byheart a list of names (classic books) for the pleasure of the intelligent chics( which some say are 'real',though no living proof has yet been found).In the mean time,i plan to read calvin hobbes,tintin and archies.Sitting through a classic movie has never been painful for me since it involves sitting in a nice couch,staring at a screen ,all the time concentrating on the bag of chips in ur hand.So basically i did watch a lot of classics.
TV has been a great experience for me. 80+ channels and i discover that i am not interested in any.I did watch Friends a couple of zillion million times,and can quote jokes out of it.I did watch the baweja kid with weird clothes dancing to pretty poor music in front of pink haired priyanka in a movie titled lovestory 2050 ,a zillion times.
The fact that atleast a single person got through to the end of this blog reminds me.I am not ALONE.Welcome buddy.

PS: thanks sabith for the inspiration...