Engineering..Why?,what?,and How?

This post is dedicated to the umpteen number of engineers springing out every microsecond.This may sound like a hyperbole,but it does not stray far from the truth..So i am sketching out,here an ordinary day of an engineering student...(for my convenience,a typical engineering student will be described by the letter X..(I am too lazy to type..i am a typical engineering student).

X's day starts with the alarm clock ringing at 3 in the morning,coz X promised himself the previous day,that he would wake up early to study.So the clock rings at 3,and it is duly switched off.The mobile alarm rings at 3:05(again dutifully switched off)X trusts himself very "deeply",so he puts 5 reminders on the phone,5 mins apart.,and hence X wakes up at 7..cursing the mobile.(X forgets mobiles do not work when switched off!!..).X curses himself for not studying the previous day.X has an external exam at 9:30.So X decides to revise whatever he has studied..but finds that task easy,coz he has studied nothing.So X roams around trying to find something to do,and realizes in a jiffy,that he has a downloaded movie to see.X is happy..
After scrolling through the movie,X remembers that he had made plans for jogging everyday,to maintain his fitness.X looks outside.Realizing that no girls were around,X
drops his plans.X shifts his focus back to the movie.X realizes his folly when he looks at the clock.10 mins for the college bus. Everything is in fast forward for the next ten mins,and miraculously X is ready,stuffing a piece of bread into his mouth,X runs to the bus stop.As luck would have it,X is exactly in time for the bus.Settling comfortably into his seat,X prepares himself for a long argument with the bus conductor.Since X is not prepared to part with his valuable pocket money,and X has not taken a bus card since the first one,he shows that one (yeah..the antique bus card..to be handled delicately,since a small mistake would lead to complete destruction).Another argument ensues,and X promises to buy the new card.(to be noted : he dint specify 'when').The college bus ride is a pretty calm affair.
College time...X is ready,and raring to satisfy his lust for education.X arrives in college,late by 30 mins,but is not thrown out,since the teacher always comes late by 45 mins.The most interesting part of the class begins,a phase where each and every student in the class is attentive,yes the deeply satsifying attendance call.X heaves a huge sigh of relief,after the attendance ,since he is still maintaining the required attendance,and notes the percent down in his spl attendance book..a carefully maintained record to ensure that he has exactly 75%.After the deep sleep..er..i mean the end of a deeply enlightening educational experience,X feels the all so familiar rumble in his tummy.Lunch Time..X rushes down to the canteen ,only to find that all the seats are taken.After a long wait,food is finally served.X is so hungry that he could eat even garbage,so he devours the food in front of him which incidentally is worse than garbage.
To be continued(i gotta sleep now..gotta wake up early tomorrow..!!..3 am)

Truckload of Rubbish!!!..

The "Man of the Moment" one Mr Sepp Blatter has once again given us, the footballing audience a glimpse of his total ignorance for the game..Yes he is the FIFA president,but some of his so called "ideas" make me realize the politics involved.This "innovative" president is set to make a lot of changes ,"revolutionizing" soccer,but the sanctity of his new changes definitely does not invoke in me,a love for the game....His first "innovation" came in the form of the most absurd law stating that players should be booked ,if they celebrate by removing their shirt.What the hell is that About!!!..,Itz the joy of hitting a goal that inspires such celebrations..not their urge to show off their Body.Blatter definitely has got his priorities wrong big time..Thatz not all..Blatty is not happy still...Now he wants a quota system in club football.You heard it right..,he wants a minimum of 5 playes in a club that belong to the country ,that the club is part of...DESPICABLE..So lemme give some implications here..,arsenal an international club side..has to replace the likes of fabregas,van persie with guyz like andy johnson..(no disrespect to him)..
Frankly,this is total rubbish..How the hell,can international teams improve if the league ,their players are involved in ,is deprived of quality .Consider the sole english player,theo walcott in the arsenal side..Wenger took him bcoz of his potential,not his nationality(for godz sake!!..)..and the guy will surely fulfill his great potential,rubbing shoulders with some amazing talents like cesc,rosicky,hleb..,etc.And theo is bound to be a superstar..Given a choice..one great player..or 12 average players..the choice anyday would be the former....Yes,blatter's policy will result in 12 average players,but that sparkling superstar whoze presence is enough to cause fear into the opposition will be missing.
A small request to blatter..stop this experimentation..Let the Game remain Simple.....

Immortalising Soccer!!!

A man born to inspire.... The greatest artist our generation has witnessed...his awe inspiring talent transcending his sport...The man they call Zizou...
For a huge soccer addict like myself ..describing zizou is no easy task..especially with my limited vocabulary... But his talent demands tributes like no other.. A man who wins ..and does it with style...
Football has witnessed many greats including the likes of the hugely talented,and controversial Maradona ,and the great pele....But Rarely does someone give a new meaning to his sport ,like zizou did to soccer.His every move had a signature...even the slightest pass of his had style....a magician on the field..Watching him play was like falling in love..He was never running..but gliding.....It was an honour to watch him play...lucky to be in his generation..
Football an art??...ask zizou..his movements were faster than a well oiled ferrari..but artistic like the paintstrokes of an artist.His canvas was the football field where he painted pictures of glory,pictures only a genius can create.Mortal??...I have had my doubts....
Some moments that flash through my moment when i look back at the great frenchman's illustrious career...The Champions league final..when zizou created a fantastic goal out of nothing.Pure Genius.
Then the World Cup 1998,and where he single handedly took france to their first world cup..and the the World Cup 2006..where the great man came out from his retirement and again almost took france to a second world cup win,showing the world ,that he is no ordinary mortal.
But Zidane is much more than the huge no of goals he has created and scored..much more than the huge no of victories..much more than the huge amount of silverware he obtained.... He will always be remembered for what he gave to the sport....He will always be remembered for his art...
He will always be the GOD of football...

Spontaneous!!!!!....

No Introductions...no endings...this is shit straight from my heart...well u should not call it shit..rather thoughts but the thing is that i don find much of a difference...here (damn i am finding it tough to get the internet jargon outta my fingers.....yeah that's right..now my fingers know 'that' as "tat" and

and the most common form of greeting, a simple hello has transcended to "wassaaaa dudeee.." so for typing this short paragraph in proper oxford english i had to take a long time...but well who cares ...time is infinite as far as i am concerned...jobless to the core...(Hell..u know the feeling..if u have the patience to read this shit till now..u r also jobless..much like me..)

yeah so lemme get to the point of this blog..well the whole thing is pointless.. u can expect a wild mix of sarcastic wit in cohesion with a mind always trying to please others..(Hell!!..this blog is also for that..) and if u r bored to the core..,u can spend ur time on my blog and understand that there are people with the same feeling...

this blog is a part of an experiment " spontaneous emission of powerful emotions"(Courtesy :William Wordsworth)...one of the things i have gained from learning poetry..an endless list of quotes which mean nothing to me ..but sounded stylish enough for regular usage... as u might have noticed i tried but when u have a simple 'u' the 'you's wont come out...and also why the hell would i try to print oxford english when the only person reading this immense load of rubbish would be me...

So lemme get back to my point ...or pointlessness...yeah the experiment

like wordsworth's quote above(i swear i don know the meaning)...I am right now recording my thoughts as they come to me....Very interesting ,process seems u can write a whole load of things.......(please don try this during exams...miserable failure ensues...unfortunately the examiner would not have the same frequency of ur thoughts...) Recording thoughts is not as easy as it sounds...coz when u think of something ..and u try to record it ,another one comes and blows the other one out..and then u bcome confused as to record which thought and that thought leads to another one which leads to confusion(which is also another thought) So altogether confusing..right!!!

So i think i have achieved something i have written a whole load of nonsense which only i can understand...(so definitely scraps from my own beautiful mind..)

That's it for now...

Goodbye..Goodnight c u tomorrow...

My Beautiful mind..(well pls dont ask why i named it that...inspiration from Russel Crowe movie....(no need to point out the differences...bear with me...the name sounded good in my head..thats it

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